Just. Kiss. Me. Slowly.
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Puppy is Training to Be Heavyweight Champion
At least he can lift our hearts.

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7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level [Click for 4 MORE]

Working out is super boring and makes our bodies leak some sort of weird, clear pee, which is kind of cool but also weird and unpleasant. So to make exercising more fun, and to help you get that crazy ripped hot rod of a bod you’ve always dreamed of / had night terrors about, we’ve put together this easy-to-follow .gif guide that will empower you to take your daily workout to the NEXT LEVEL.

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If These Walls Could Talk [Click for more]
Downstairs Bathroom
19-year-old son stumbles in and flops onto the toilet
Toilet Wall: Code Red, everyone. Code Red! Mirror Wall: He just stuffed a Chipotle bag in the trash. We’re in this for the long haul, boys.Son: Ugh, leave me alone! I need to concentrate. Picture Wall: Then don’t start playing Tiny Wings this time. Last time you were here for half an hour.Mirror Wall: We nearly died of suffocation.Son: This is my bathroom and I’ll take however long I want.Toilet Wall: At least give us a courtesy flush.Son: Just give me a little privacy.Picture Wall: I have an idea. Have your dad build an outhouse in the backyard. Win-win.Son: It’s the middle of the winter. I’d freeze to death.Mirror Wall: Better than suffocating to death.Son: Look, no one’s enjoying this. But the sooner you quit bugging me the faster I’ll be.Toilet Wall: He has us cornered. Radio silence, fellas.
2 minutes later
Picture Wall: The smell. It’s… it’s seeping into my drywall. [Keep Reading]

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If These Walls Could Talk [Click for more]

Downstairs Bathroom

19-year-old son stumbles in and flops onto the toilet

Toilet Wall: Code Red, everyone. Code Red! 
Mirror Wall: He just stuffed a Chipotle bag in the trash. We’re in this for the long haul, boys.
Son: Ugh, leave me alone! I need to concentrate. 
Picture Wall: Then don’t start playing Tiny Wings this time. Last time you were here for half an hour.
Mirror Wall: We nearly died of suffocation.
Son: This is my bathroom and I’ll take however long I want.
Toilet Wall: At least give us a courtesy flush.
Son: Just give me a little privacy.
Picture Wall: I have an idea. Have your dad build an outhouse in the backyard. Win-win.
Son: It’s the middle of the winter. I’d freeze to death.
Mirror Wall: Better than suffocating to death.
Son: Look, no one’s enjoying this. But the sooner you quit bugging me the faster I’ll be.
Toilet Wall: He has us cornered. Radio silence, fellas.

2 minutes later

Picture Wall: The smell. It’s… it’s seeping into my drywall. [Keep Reading]

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18 Things That Actually Exist

See? Being alive in 2013 IS cool.

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Today in CH History: The Roast of Weed

It’s been a year. Have you recovered from your addiction?

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Best Reaction to an Earthquake

We salute you, Guy With Weird Accent.

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Sugarboy: Once Upon a Love

True love suffers no crash.

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Bikini Made Out of CDs
DIY project of the day.

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Bikini Made Out of CDs

DIY project of the day.